Morning Brew

When I wake up in the morning I usually follow a typical routine. Take a shower, shave, brush my teeth, change, then go and make my morning Juan Valdez. After that I flip on the business news to get my daily dose of panic from the business pundits telling me that the New York Stock exchange is going to get defecated on by the bald one that runs the Federal Reserve. Of course lets not get forget that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are going down the tubes. I heard Fannie was a sweat heart but Freddie was a vivacious a*&hole. Back to my morning routine. After I throw my remote control at my TV in an attempt to shut it off permanently,I hop on my donkey and head to work while my car gathers dust on the drive way since a gallon of gas costs more then a five dollar sandwich a subway. Thanks alot Jared!. Now I hope by now you have picked up my attempt at being sarcastic. But there is a larger point that I am trying to get across and that is things are not as bad as they seem. How do I know that you ask? Well I'll tell you. When I still see people go in droves to Starbucks to pay six bucks for a cup of coffee made of soy milk and caramel made by some guy who believes the world would be a better place if everyone ate beans and wore extremely tight pants that would make the Ramones proud. I just have a feeling that things will be ok. By the way, if you have any questions or you know anyone who is interested in by or selling a home, please feel free to go to my website at http://www.fnunezrealestate.com/.

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I just want to say that I am actually really proud of Jared. Keep losing weight by eating sandwiches made of grade z meat buddy! Go get em!. Also is Valdez spelled with a z or an s. Hmmmmmm???